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July 4, 2008

Movie review Little Nicky (2000)

Unlike most critics, I actually bosom and treasure Adam Sandler films. Although I idea The Waterboy was quite weak, I enjoyed the hell out of Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Isaac M. Singer, and Big Daddy. I even liked Bulletproof and Airheads. I should as well point prohibited that I don’t look at the awe-inspiring Mixed Loopy to be a Sandler film. I think the guy has a goofy charm and a hipness lacking in the current crop of comedians-turned actors. It real disheartens me to report that Short Nicky is a sad excuse for a motion-picture show.

The flick opens strong enough, with a screaming cameo by Jon Lovitz as a peeping Tom. But tardily, Little Nicky dissipates into an unfunny borefest, that only offers hints of life and that dopey sense of humor we come to expect from Sandler. In Sandler’s defence, he’s really not as annoying as I thought he’d be, despite that ridiculous accent. The problem lies in Sandler the screenwriter. In that location are very few laughs in this picture and Sandler and his writing crew stamping ground to cheap, unfunny bath humor and a stupid talking dog-iron. There is even a lame bit with Hitler. Everything that seemed to work well in South Park’s vision of hell fails miserably here.

Most of the film’s topper moments ar provided by the slew of big name cameos; including Reese Witherspoon, Carl Weathers (in his illustrious Happy Gilmore role), Patrick Henry Winkler, Kevin Nealon, Harvey Keitel, Quentin Tarantino, Lovitz, Dana Carvey, Rob Schneider, Tiny Lister and a laugh out loud moment featuring legendary rocker Ozzy Osbourne. Even these gifted people can’t keep this film awash. Patricia Arquette is awfully miscast in an uninspired and completely underwritten role as the love sake. I see to it a potential for enormousness when I look at Sandler. There were hints of it in his sweet natured performance in The Wedding Singer. Little Nicky certain ain’t it. This is positively the worst Sandler vehicle of all time, and it’s a damn shame. Observation this wearisome, ill conceived comedy is like spending an eternity in blaze.

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July 3, 2008

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July 2, 2008

Movie review In the Valley of Elah (2007)

Paul Haggis’ latest directorial effort (his first since the Oscar winning Crash) is already being laid-off by many conservatives as nothing more than than a trashy piece of anti-war claptrap. In person, I establish In the Valley of Elah to be a quietly haunting portrait of the state of war in Al-Iraq told from an interesting perspective. In this in effect character study Tommy Lee Jones plays Hank Deerfield, an ex-Army man world Health Organization hopes to find his son after the military solider goes missing shortly after reversive from a tour in the Middle East. When Jones seeks help from the military police, he finds them surprisingly evasive. Desperate to locate his son, he then seeks the aid of the local law department, only they leaven to be even more unaccommodating than the military police. Finally his word is set up, but unluckily, tragedy strikes in a way Deerfield isn’t quite prepared for. On it’s surface, Haggis’ film plays a chip like Aaron Sorkin’s entertaining A Few Good Hands, only in a more restrained manner. Whereas Sorkin’s tale is an all out push pleaser, Haggis’ picture takes the humbled key route. Jones turns in i of the best performances of his career. His Hank Deerfield is a multi faceted character with a world of abstruse rooted issues. The pain and frustration that dwell within this emotionally overwrought individual, comes through forte and clear. With his weathered appearance, and sad eyes, Jones has fashioned one of the most compelling characters of the year. Charlize Theron as well turns in an outstanding performance as a single mom/police ship’s officer who develops a preferably complex bond with a determined Deerfield. Paul Haggis does get an agendum here, just then so do a lot of film makers. Whether you agree or disagree with his political relation, there’s no denying that Haggis has fashioned a film of great depth and graphic symbol. In the Valley of Elah makes bold observations about the effects the war in the Middle East has wrought on many American soldiers. In this regard, this motion-picture show reminded me a spot of the intriguing documentary Ghosts of Abu Ghraib. As Deerfield gets ever so closer to the truth, he realizes it may be something he doesn’t want to hear. In the Valley of Elah does falter a bit in it’s final, grandstanding moment (a little more refinement would let been nice) but overall, it’s an exceptional motion picture brimming with realistic dialog and noteworthy performances.

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July 1, 2008

Movie review The Love Letter (1999)

Dreamworks had what they thought to be an interesting marketing move–release The Love Letter on the same day as a little photographic film called Hotshot Wars: Episode I. I guess they thought that those wHO couldn’t make tickets to the highly anticipated blockbuster would derive and see their film. Ooops!

The Phantom Menace obliterated The Love Letter at the box office. Not because Star Wars was the greatest picture ever made, but because The Love Letter is a disjointed, nonsensical mess.

Kate Capshaw (Willie Sir Walter Scott in Indiana Jones & the Temple of Condemn) is a quiet, sexually repressed script store possessor, who finds a letter of the alphabet that opens her sum. Soon after, the letter creates all kinds of problems as it falls from unitary hand to the next. Capshaw is a beauty to behold, but her talent is completely wasted in this dull film–as are the talents of Tom Selleck, Gloria Gilbert Stuart, Tom Everett Scott, and Ellen DeGeneres.

Director Tool Chan tries to create a far-out town full of flake citizens, simply fails miserably. He can’t even use the beautiful scenery to his advantage. Watching this film made me further appreciate Cookie’s Fortune, a film nearly real people in interesting situations, from earlier this year.

The Love Letter is full of jokes that aren’t funny, surprises that aren’t surprising, and a sense of pragmatism that isn’t at all realistic. In fact, I got the feeling that Ms. Capshaw is the only reason this motion picture saw the light of day.

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June 30, 2008

Movie review Stevie (2002)

Stevie is an special documentary by Steve James II, creator of the stunning Hoop Dreams. It’s an intimate, heartbreaking portrait of a troubled man, and by the end of the film, it’s perfectly clear that the troubles that plagued Stephen Fielding as a child would ultimately shape who he would become as an adult.

Back in 1995, Steve Henry James decided he would go back to the pocket-sized town of Pomona, Illinois, and re-connect with Sir Leslie Stephen Fielding, a troubled twenty-something with whom he had served as an "Advocate Big Brother" ten-spot years earlier. Initially, Epistle of James envisioned "Stevie" to be filmed as a short, merely upon meeting Fielding over again, it was completely ostensible that James’ worst fears had been realized. So ultimately, "Stevie" becomes something much bigger; a painful therapy session.

While catching up, James discovers that Fielding has had an extremely rough go of it. He’s been in difficulty with the law several times and has an incredibly volatile relationship with his parturition mother (wHO sent Stevie to live with his grandmother when he was very edward Young.) And during the course of the documentary, Fielding is accused of committing a crime that instantly rips his life aside even further.

During his lengthy re-connection with Stevie, James besides documents the lives of those around Fielding in an attempt to psychoanalyse the source of his troubles. This includes household, friends and even a set of Foster parents who were a major source of love and respect at one item in Fielding’s life.

Everyone has a story to tell and Stevie wouldn’t be the first to suffer from dysfunction and an awesome upbringing. But James’ portraiture is so observant and complex, that we sympathize with Fielding and even though we hardly okay of most of his actions, we can understand what lead him in those directions.

What’s more, "Stevie" isn’t precisely a film about Fielding. It’s besides a picture about Steve James himself. Ridden with guilt for leaving Stevie’s side ten-spot years earlier, James does reach out and hopes to make Fielding’s life better. The only question is, is it overly late?

"Stevie" is an super efficient documental. Stevie and his kin and friends are boundlessly interesting subjects, and by the end of the picture, they become something much more than. As "Stevie" came to a close, I really felt like I knew these people. Even James professes during the picture, that as the filming went on, it became more and more difficult for him to continue shooting because he became so emotionally connected.

"Stevie" is a tough photographic film to sit around through, particularly the end in which even James’ life is altered. It’s a characterization that offers no easy answers and deftly deals with themes of dysfunction, guilt, and hopelessness. And as deplorable as this picture and it’s subject is, hopefully some good will come out of it.

Steve James has fashioned a haunting American portrait in "Stevie."

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June 28, 2008

Movie review Factotum (2006)

Factotum is a picture show based on a book of account, that’s broadly based on the shiftless life of Charles Bukowski who wrote the playscript. The ledger was altered for the screen by the film’s director Set Hamer, world Health Organization does an apt caper of capturing his whiskey-soaked, check-to-check lifestyle. A man cursed by his talent for writing, but kept from it by the necessity of working odd jobs in order to support his food, cigaret, alcohol and gambling habits. The definition of the titular countersign and lineament is mortal who is able to do many jobs, just I’ve also heard it defined as jack of all trades, master of none. This seems a bit more than apropos of Matt Dillon’s character Hank Chinaski. He rarely holds down any one job much yearner than a few months at topper. I’d say this is the number one snaggletooth role that Dillon has taken where he’s been at all successful in burial his inherant pretty boy manner. He put on a few pounds and shaved back his haircloth to look like natural recession and just acted. For the most component part it worked.

In a rogue-ish and rugged Bohemian way Chinaski is an attractive man and thence falls into relationships with two insecure women with whom he carries on dysfunctional co-dependant relationships founded entirely upon on gender and dipsomania. The primary relationship is with Lily Taylor world Health Organization has rottenly low self esteem and mostly caters to Tom Hanks mood swings and bouts with writer’s block, unemployment and drunkeness, but is able to keep him somewhat content by drink apace with him and always existence willing to offer her body whenever he power feel inclined.

The film is for certain a field in Spartan minimalism, thanks mostly to the Swedish director’s proclivities, not alot happens and what does, happens slowly. Still, due to the acting and the interesting human kinetics that the film explores I establish myself spellbound much of the fourth dimension and I never establish it dull. After his first split from Lily Taylors graphic symbol, he finds himself in a relationship with a much more classy and well to do womanhood played by Marisa Tomei. Chinaski cleans up his act to try to conform to this modern love interest but as they say a zebra never loses its grade insignia and it isn’t foresighted before he gravitates back into the groove of his nature and with that the dissolution of his family relationship with Tomei soon follows. Tomei acquits herself well here in a relatively small office, it seems more and more these days, larger name performers are drawn to minuscule indie films and television. Both mediums are competing with the big studio films with much more success.

Dillon narrates passages from the book passim the film - which I enjoyed, because it wasn’t expository, rather form of smartly expressed summations of truisms that the film explores. In that sense it din’t "tell" it still "showed," which english hawthorn sound peculiar but there’s nothing I hate more than narration that explains things that we didnt need explained - these voice-overs are great passages from the book that crystalized major points the film makes and gives us a taste of the kind of art that he was willing to suffer to create, which is what the film is about. In the end I reckon we ar left to decide whether or non the graphics of his prose is worth the poverty, grief, alcoholism and frequent abasement he endures so that he power produce this work? It’s a valid question and a worthwhile film.

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June 26, 2008

Movie review Drowning Mona (2000)

After viewing the house trailer for this new comedy, I thought it looked quite mirthful. It as well features amusing heavyweights Danny DeVito and Bette Midler, who as well joined forces for Ruthless People back in the 80’s. Unluckily, Drowning Anglesey is thus far another trip-up into the realm of implausible, unfunny comedies.

Midler plays Anglesea, the town bitch, world Health Organization meets her demise when her Yugo’s brakes fail, sending her over a cliff and into the ocean. Through and through a serial publication of flashbacks, it is discovered that nearly every resident in the townspeople had a motive for killing her.

Drowning Anglesey Island has some winning performances most notably the underrated Michael Fichtner (Go and Armageddon) as Mona’s dimwitted husband, and the under used Will Farrell (Sabbatum Night Live) as the town funeral director. Neve Joseph Campbell (Scream), Casey Affleck (Secure Will Hunt), and Jamie Lee William Curtis (Halloween) ar also along for the ride just none of them very get a chance to shine because this is such an ill conceived and sickly executed comedy. It tries to be quirky and offbeat, merely mostly, it’s just dull.

The reason this moving-picture show doesn’t work is because of a lousy sense of timing, and in comedy, timing is everything. Drowning Anglesey Island made me laugh doubly and that’s not nearly enough to keep you from looking for at your watch.

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June 25, 2008

Movie review Gosford Park (2002)

A Henry M. Robert Altman is the true definition of a great director. The guy has been around for long time making memorable flicks like Mash and Popeye. When his career should have been wandering down, he blazed on to the screen with the one-two punch of The Player and Short Cuts. In my opinion, these ar Altman’s c. H. Best films. Now the king of the "ensemble-piece" returns with the mystery/comedy Gosford Common. This attractively shot graphic symbol study takes place in an Side Mansion where a chemical group of wealthy snobs and a mathematical group of poor servants find themselves existence investigated for a hit.

Altman takes a honest half of the pictorial matter establishing characters and situations. Very little time is invested in the existent murder and you would think with this many characters, the blame would shift from one suspect to the next. This really isn’t the case, so those expecting a variation of Clue, best stick to the plug-in game.

This is more than about the characters themselves. Once again, Altman shows an unbelievable talent for juggling storylines and introducing us to a plethora of interesting characters. Sadly, many of the characters here are not as well drawn as I hoped they would be. That’s a shame, peculiarly given Gosford Park’s protracted running clip. There are certainly standouts. I real liked Maggie Smith as a spunky countess and I enjoyed Bob Balaban (who besides developed the story with Altman) as a kinky film shaper.

The best performance is supplied by the rock-steady Helen Mirren as a lonely housekeeper. Also along for the ride ar engaging turns by Michael Gambon, Emily Watson, Gobbler Hollander, Richard E. Grant, James Wilby, and Emmett Kelly McDonald. On the pitch side of the coin, Ryan Phillippe (Way of the Gun) and Kirsten Scott Thomas (The Side Patient) did absolutely null for me. Much of Gosford Parking area was divine by Murder on the Orient Express. In the capable work force of Altman, the picture show works comfortably enough to keep your eyes from drifting down to your watch.

I think it would own been more effective had it been trimmed of a little excess. Still, Altman has fashioned a very entertaining piece of cinema. Even when this guy isn’t at the top of his game, he’s at the top of the game.

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June 24, 2008

Movie review Dead Silence (2007)

Dead Silence attempts to rekindle that old 80’s horror magic by creating a novel iconic mythology (think the Freddy Krueger legend). It’s also a return to R rated terror, only after observance it, I’m still trying to design out why it received an R rating. At that place is utterly nothing in this moving-picture show that pushes the envelope in terms of fierce content, nor is there any nudity to speak of. Come to think of it, I can’t think of a undivided, solitary bad word deliver for ane brief moment in which Donnie Wahlberg mouths the word "fuck." The thing is, he doesn’t actually say it. I just don’t stupefy it. There’s nothing here that’s whatever worse than anything in The Ringing and that movie was PG-13. I expected something much edgier from the creators of Saw, simply for what it’s worth, they were cheated by the MPAA.

This is not an R rated movie. It’s a PG-13 disguised as an R. Oh, and did I mention that Dead Silence is piss weak? I know many folks in the on line community are simply embracing this flick because of Vivien Leigh Whannell and James Wan’s involvement. And while I do feel sorry that they were unable to get Drained Silence released sooner (it’s reportedly been on the shelf for quite erstwhile), I can’t recommend it. I’m a huge fan of the genre, and sadly, this film lends nothing interesting to the world of horror.

In Dead Silence, a pres Young man journeys to his old home town after his wife is killed in a bizarre mode. She is murdered, presumably by a creepy looking dummy (as in tool) that was anonymously shipped to their home in the first place in the day. When the distraught husband arrives at his old stomping ground (he hopes to find the mysterious party responsible for sending him the boob), he discovers a rich rooted surreptitious harbored by the locals in the sinister looking town. Qualification matters worse, he’s beingness followed by an eagre police officer who believes he is responsible for his wife’s death.

Dead Silence opens well sufficiency. The low sequence is extremely familiar in footing of how it unfolds, but it’s atmospheric and it hits a duo nice notes, tonally speaking. Once the film makers take the audience to Raven’s Fair (a town all as well reminiscent of Silent Accrue – simply far less creepy) yet, the pic quickly unravels and becomes a true bore-fest chalk full of telegraphed scares, stock characters, and a truly stinking twist ending that simply pisses me off.

Dead Silence is the brainchild of Sawing machine creators James II Wan and Leigh Whannell. That moving picture too had a construction. Many of them in fact, only at least that flick earned it’s ending. The big reveal made sense and felt like an organic section of the story. Here it’s a tag-on thrown and twisted in to punch things up.

The performances ar completely uninspired save for Judith Roberts who livens up the proceedings as creepy ventriloquist Mary G. B. Shaw. Sadly, Roberts is relegated to a couple of flashback sequences. As it turns out, the initial flashback is the most entertaining (and evil) part of the movie.

Lead Ryan Kwantan looks thoroughly bored, and Donnie Wahlberg (who appeared in the last two Saw films) shows up in one the most painfully underwritten (and flat out mute) cop roles I’ve of all time seen in a moving-picture show, horror or otherwise. Right away it could be argued that many of these roles ar purposely scripted in a stock manor house as to give the movie a cheesy 80’s horror film vibe, simply I think that’s a cop out. Regardless of whether or not it was designed, it doesn’t work at all, because the motion-picture show is playing things unbowed.

All that doesn’t work in this picture would have been easily redeemed had there been a scare to speak of. Even the dolls look bored. There’s a device early on in which one of the dummies slowly moves it’s eyes to the side, spell the potential victim sitting to the side is oblivious to this fact. It’s a frightening moment–THE FIRST Metre! Sadly, the film makers go to this well about decade times delivery new substance to the term "beating a dead dolly." I’m all for understated, but Whannell and Wan were clearly able to score a significant budget after reaping massive benefits from Saw, so why didn’t they couch more john Cash flow into the effects.

There’s a great moment in Tom Holland’s Child’s Play. It’s that first scene when we actually see Chucky come to life. You know the part I’m talking about. It’s the scene when Catherine Hicks threatens to throw the doll in the fire. Without warning, the on the face of it soul-less Chucky comes to violent biography and calls Hicks "a stupid bitch." It’s a chilling second. What I wouldn’t consume given to see one of the dummies in this picture show come to life in a similar fashion. I’m all for less is more, particularly in the horror writing style, but as played in Dead Silence, less is…less.

Furthermore, there’s a bit of nonsensical occult business that plagues the movie. Before a demoniacal doll strikes, a "dead silence" overcomes the potential victim, and the supernatural force can only pounce if the victim screams. A similar hook was victimized in Jeepers Creepers, and while I always thought that picture show was slightly overrated, it made a hell of a band more sense. There was a intellect for it.

Dead Silence is a weak excuse of a movie. Somewhere buried deep within, is a fun flick wait to go out. The film is shot well and much of the tone reminded me of a outstanding 70’s slice of horror called Spectre. I too thought the dummies looked cool, simply I wanted to be scared, and this riffle simply didn’t get the job done at all. If you want to see a good pic with puppets or dummies in action, may I suggest Child’s Play, Squad America, Suffer the Feebles, or regular the original Puppet Professional. Or, if you choose subtle tales about evil play things, may I suggest two great Twilight Zone episodes - Living Doll and The Dummy, and Richard Attenborough’s Conjuring trick starring a young Susan Brownell Anthony Hopkins and Ann-Margret.

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June 23, 2008

Movie review The Exorcist (2000)

Few horror films remain as timeless and controversial as the 1973 masterpiece, The Exorcist. Directed by William Friedkin and based on William Blatty’s best selling novel, The Exorcist is not only a brilliant practice session in horror, but a spectacular character driven narrative as well.

The Exorciser is a classic narrative of just versus evil as offspring Regan (Linda Blair) endures the conflict of her life when her consistency is possessed by a demon.

Although highly disgraceful (even by today’s standards), the unsettling images in this film always serve the story and aren’t there simply to shock the audience. After all, The Exorcist is a story around the daimon, and Friedkin has no intention of coddling the audience.

What really sets The Exorcist apart from most films in it’s genre is it’s lineament. Ellen Burstyn, Max Von Sydow, Jason Miller, and Linda Anthony Charles Lynton Blair give astral performances that add weight to this extremely fascinating film.

Friedkin has a bad repute and is well known for his unethical approach for getting a film made. That’s quite very well though, because if this is the end resolution, the guy did something right. The Exorcist is a really scary live. It freaked me out as a kid and it motionless has the same effect. But this film offers true scares and non calculated frill that we get from recent films like What Lies Below. I besides applaud the fact that I actually cared around these characters which is all overly rare in a flick of this type.

It should besides be famous that this is a 25th anniversary edition. It includes an incredible digital audio channelize. I’ve never been so terrified by a round-eyed phone mob in my entire lifespan. Also, as a device to sustain people into theaters, this version offers eleven duplicate minutes including a creepy-crawly sequence in which Regan does a bizarre spider walk down a unconscionable staircase, an extension of Father Merrin’s archeological hollow in Kenya, and an unnecessary tagged-on ending that takes away from the impact of the film’s climax. These are, of course, venial quibbles. The effect of this film remains the same.

With Halloween right around the corner, this is the perfect devil movie because it’s about the greatest beast of all. On a final note, I would wish to ingeminate the fact that this is non a film for everyone. It’s super disturbing, very profane, and sure to offend many people. For me, it’s one of the superlative horror films of all time. Unitary that actually delivers the goods.

I thought that the flick was a masterpiece at the time that it came to theaters. I know that a lot of citizenry didn’t like the pic too practically, because of various reasons…but I loved the fact that the mother would do anything to help her daughter free the evil spirits from her body, including the devil.

hey…oh my god…now THIS is one SCARRY movie:|….its crazy!! Im 13,and I’m NEVER frightened in movies…all just this one…I almosted pissed my pants when I saw the part where she walked down the stairs backwards …and whiile I was observance that constituent…I had a bag of noodles in my hand…by the time the irl was at the bottom of the stairs…it was All over the floor!!! oh my idol was I scared…I STILL buzzword sleep…..scream…lol…!!

I think this movie can be rated a 10. If the people asked if this was the scariest moving picture ever made i would say hell yea. Even though I have seen "The Exorcist" millions of times it gets me every time!!!

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